PREMIERING TODAY: THE SWITCH

YES:

  1. Despite seeing countless ads for this film on TV, this was the first time I watched the actual trailer.  Now I finally get what “the switch” is referring to.  Is TV really too censored to imply semen in a cup?
  2. Jeff Goldblum

NO:

  1. If I didn’t already know Jason Bateman had a wife and kid, I would assume he’s gay (not the reason for the “no”).  For some reason he never plays a aggressive/sexual leading man.  He’s always a friend or part of some supporting couple.  It probably has to do with his voice.  Regardless, I’m banking on a kiss with Jennifer Aniston in this film, but no more I’m sure.  I bet we don’t even seem him take off his belt to jizz into that cup.

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